Ranting thread

3 months
count the days

gob off to them however you want in 3 months, not that long!

it feels that long.

lol, i love that the one thing i hate about becoming an officer is people saluting me....yet i want those two to, just to rub it in

Mer is right, 3 months in the grand scheme of things, isn't very long.

Plus if all else fails, go mad with power!

power doesnt make me mad.
ive been a senior cadet of 3 years, i was sane then.

Client, work with me here. If you're going to give me footage to improve, most of it has to be at the bare minimum, salvageable!

'Here Mer, you can have a bike, but you can't ride it on roads'
well okay then, i'll just cycle through the fucking house shall i? -.-

'here Mer, have some coke but you can't drink it'
'have £1000, don't spend a penny of it'
'take some air, but don't breathe it okay?'

YOU SIR
ARE A FUCKING LOGICAL DAD.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking hell mom and dad! Why do you have to fucking remind me every fucking day that I'm not a man!? Don't you think I fucking know that? I asked you kindly to call me Aiden. No, you wanna slap me in my face and call me Ashley. I ask you to use male pronouns. Instead you fucking go and call me shit like "baby girl" and "daughter".

God-fucking-damn it!

Can't you respect me at all?

to my neighbours shagging in their back garden
can you not, the awhole street can hear you

skids.

to my father.

I'm sorry, I'm the one who's lazy!? Can i add:

Taekwondo 4 times a week, which by the way, i cycle to.
Swimming once a week
weight training once a week
I fucking walk everywhere (except to school..)

what do you do?
sit on your fucking ass all day, drive your fancy petrol eater everywhere, even to the shop that's 5 minutes away.

I'm so inactive, aren't i? -.-
hypocrite.

that is like, the exact converation i have with my sister. lol
'what, sis? oh, wow, you have a job. well, i go to college 4 days a week, cadets twice, and most weekends. i walk everywhere. i walk the dog. i paint boats and stuff in my spare time. i run 3 blogs, and im in charge of colleges magasine.
And im the lazy one? sorry i use my brain more than you as well.'

my dad just had the nerve to say 'stop spending your time in your room, you'll become a lazy fat fuck'

the only day i dont exercise properly is sunday, also the day i spend in my room unless i go for a walk.
ONE DAY.

THE DAY OF REST ASSHOLE.

just because neither of us have jobs Riv, people assume we're lazy. -.-

I have a job, its called being a professional procrastinator.
lol

i cant get a job, i cant sit at a desk or till for mor than 5 minutes without getting into trouble because im bored.

more than just office jobs out there

not here. its wither office or tesco

tesco isnt an office job

here it's uh
mcdonalds
or charity shops where you wont get paid
-shrugs-

dear retards who work with me in mcdonalds
when i tell you to put the burger on the floor, dont actually do it
i was kidding
-.-

HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND SARCASM

Client... all I have to say is..



I ask you ONE thing. Just one itsy-bitsy little tiny request that even a monkey could fucking manage but apparently YOU can't.

Just ask a friend to look at the camera, and give me footage that gives me some fucking good headroom. I mean jesus christ is that REALLY so complicated?! I gave you goddamned INSTRUCTIONS on how to do that in my last email to you?! DID YOU EVEN READ IT?!

I mean look you make a mistake once and that's okay. Twice, please learn from it. Three times, WTF?!

there's only one solution for it
send them to me, ill fuck 'em up real good
-pounds fist into hand-

dear doctors at Clare House Surgery,

thanks for making me feel like a complete and utter retard.
assholes.

Forum, if you don't stop being stupid I'll destroy everything you hold precious to you...

-stops and considers that a website can't hold anything precious-

I wasn't the only one then >_>

-rants about taekwondo grading-

The guy grading me was an asshole. Bitch, stop freaking staring everytime i cocked up. Yes, i make mistakes, i'm not perfect'

'ma'am, your foot is in the wrong place'
'ma'am, your fingers should be clenched'
'ma'am, your blocks aren't strong enough'
'ma'am, i'm going to announce EVERY mistake you make'

STOP
DECLARING
EVERYTHING
I DID WRONG

DICKHEAD. don't you realise how off-putting it is when a whole hall of people are sniggering at you?

..why am i so useless.

Mer.

Calm your tits.

You're far from freaking useless. Just think about any one of us on the forum who could try doing what you do in taekwondo. None of us would even come CLOSE to being as good as you are now. So the guy assessing you's a douchebag, they're going to have high standards because he's bound to be a super ninja or something, am i right?

What i'm saying is, it doesn't matter Mer. You've done so well for yourself already, don't let one idiot stop you.

You're an English Champion! Fuck it!

aug how are you so wise. STOP SPEAKING LOGIC I WANT TO BE SAD AND ANGRY.
-stares-

but thank you.
i'll just ignore him next time (since i assumed i failed) and think about how proud my sis will be if she saw me.
<3

be proud of yourself already! None of us on here do martial arts as far as i know..
nor does 95% of the population.
You're one of the 5% -claps-