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Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:39 am

Ooc Tell me about it.

Ic "I see. Sounds like a sweet place to live. I'm jealous for those American guys, they got it good!" He straightened up, as he had leaned over to get a better view of the magazine. "How've you been since we last talked?"

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:42 am

"Yeah it's pretty badass there!"

"And Ive been good, I got back with my girlfriend so all's good. Ya?"

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:45 am

He shrugged. "I gotta girl that I got my eye on, but she says she's incapable of love." He rolled his eyes. "I think she's just scared that she'll have no idea what to do with all this awesomeness." He made a gesture to himself and smiled his signature cocky grin.

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:48 am

"it ASTOUNDS me how the dames ALWAYS look over the cool people!" -I say indignantly.-

"So who's the dame?"

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:52 am

"Lethe. Y'know that chick who is just like me, only with River?"

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:52 am

"Need a wingman to talk ya up to her?"

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:56 am

"Maybe. Why? You offering?" He eyed Joachim, curious as to if he could help him win Lethe over, for good.

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:57 am

"Dude, where do ya think Topher learned all he knows?"

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 2:59 am

He smiled and held out his right hand. "Alright, you can help. Do you want anything in turn?"

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:01 am

"nah, just call it on the house." -I shake his hand.-

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:06 am

He raised an eyebrow, but didn't question it. "Alright, got any words of advice? Or do ya need more info?"

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:08 am

"Well ya, what kinda dame we workin' with here?"

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:12 am

"Well, let's see, she's badass, a total bitch sometimes, a bit on the 'strong, silent' type."

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:13 am

"ya sure this ain't that one Straya wearin' a wig?" -I ask skeptically.-

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:14 am

"Man I hope not!" He laughed.

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:19 am

-I laugh a bit then get serious.- "Alright let's see, strong silent. Damn I hate this kind... not usually gullible."

"Let's see... how's about start with booze, that'll loosen her up..."

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:21 am

"Get her drunk! Now why didn't I think of that?" He slapped his forehead. "Then what?"

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:23 am

"Then flattery! Lay on the compliments, but not about her ass and anything like that. Strong women like to be flattered on their brain and other stupid shit like that."

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:28 am

"God, you've got women down to a science," he marveled. "Alright, so I compliment her smarts. Somehow, I don't think that'll work on Lethe."

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:29 am

"Feel free to improvise, OH that's another thing!"

"Spontaneity! Take them out of their element!"

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:32 am

"I got her up in a tree yesterday," he mused. He laughed suddenly, "How 'bout a romantic dinner in a tree. That's outta her element."

Ooc -facepalm- God, Ahriman, why!?

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:33 am

"Up a tree huh? What, wanted to get a peak?" -I nudge him.-

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:37 am

He laughed. "Sorry, I'm no good at this romance stuff."

Ooc -didn't get it, so she put that down- Curse my innocent mind....

Subject: Joachim Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:39 am

"Well it may work, I don't know, Top was usually the guy most dames went for. I was just the guru."

Subject: Ahriman Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:42 am

"Well ya gotta girlfriend now. Obviously you did somethin right along the way."

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