Ranting thread

ALL BOW DOWN TO THE ORANGE HAIR

Dear everyone who makes a fuss over what color the dress is,

People who leave me waiting to do something with them

If you're wondering why i'm a LITTLE pissed off that, 4 hours later, you message me with 'i'm ready to do XYZ now', then you must be a moron. It might not seem like it, but i do have things to do.

Telling me you'll be ready at a certain time, and leaving me waiting, or not bothering to tell me you're going to do something else, is actually REALLY. FUCKING. ANNOYING.

It means i end up sitting here on my arse, not wanting to go do something else in case you message me, and it wastes so much of my fucking time.

I understand you can do your own shit, but don't stand someone up. Don't be a dick, and then expect people to be alright with it. At least have the decency to tell people you aren't going to keep a plan with them.

[seethes]

Frozen 2...

"I'd like to take a selfie with you"

-_-'

Okay idiots around the world, listen well. 

If you're taking a picture with multiple people in it, it ceases to be a selfie. Let's break the word down for all you simpletons. 'Self' implies a singular entity, that being yourSELF. OH! See the connection isn't it magical?! 

Also, a selfie is when you take a picture in your bathroom mirror that everyone just barely pretends to tolerate when in truth they're just waiting for the mirror to break. Let's try to stick to the vernacular we all agreed with, shall we?

Also, selfie is a stupid fucking word and the person who invented it should be hit by a car, and then run over again in reverse. A couple times actually.

Here's how you ACTUALLY say the aforementioned phrase, this is how people who can count past the number 4 say it. "Hey, I'd like to take a PICTURE with you!"

See what happened there? You uttered a sentence that didn't make people what to punch you! Isn't it great!

*in a Valley Girl voice* "But first, lemme take a selfie."

lol, yeah, I totally agree with you Crouch.

When someone pays for a class and you're the instructor of said class, you better fucking show up. And if you're not going to hold the class anymore, then at least notify the students and either reschedule it or refund them their money back.

That's just common courtesy.

Dear Everyone My Mom Works With: 

STOP GIVING MY MOM MORE WORK THAN SHE CAN HANDLE!!!!!  AND WHEN SHE'S AT WORK, LET HER WORK!! AND THAT MEANS YOU, YOU DUMBASS DIRECTOR SHE SHARES A ROOM WITH!! GIVE HER SPACE!! I WOULD GLADLY PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FACE IF IT WOULD LESSEN HER STRESS, YOU FUCKERS!! STOP TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY MOM'S KINDNESS AND AWESOMENESS! I HATE YOU ALL!

Sincerely,

My mom's pissed-off daughter.

I'll do it for you so she doesn't get in trouble!

Seriously, they give her too much work and not enough help!! In fact, they make it harder for her!! Whenever she's there, people always want her for something!! ESPECIALLY the DIRECTOR that she shares a room with! She's like his fucking counselor!! He has even said to her: "Even if we had a bigger building, I need you in the same room with me."  So, she's always having to take her work home, and then there's her homework on top of it for school on Monday's! She's overworked and underappreciated!! I want to go yell at them and punch them...

Thanks Crouch, but she would probably still get in trouble, given you're my bf.  

That's what masks are for! >: D

I'll do it.
No one would ever think you know a ginger British woman so no one would get into trouble!

Trading Practical Effects for CG:

Stop it. Okay? Here's a clue Hollywood. CG is NOT scary. We're immune to it by now. If you want to scare us, great, more power to you. But do it in a realistic way! 

Think of it this way. You have a picture of a coke can and then you have a coke can. Which one is everyone going to reach for? I know CG is capable of many astounding things, but it's greatest strength is also it's greatest weakness. Distraction. In non-horror films the CG can astound you with grandeur and amazement, but in horror where we're supposed to be immersed it takes us out of the illusion. 

So please, just stop.

Dear college

Thanks for firing all of your lecturers 2 months before our final exams. Not that we needed the help or anything.

*sobs*

This is kind of a stupid rant, but here goes.

You see, the anime series that I'm currently obsessing over has a main villain who is literally the spawn of Satan. When I was first getting into it, I hated him with a burning passion. He did awful things to a guy who didn't deserve any of it. So normally I thought, "There's no way in hell I'll ever like this prick!" Like seriously, I'd rage whenever I saw him.

...And now through the 3rd part of the series, myself, as well as well drawn fanart, I now really like the fucker.Even though I know all of the horrible shit he's done throughout the entire series, I really admire him now. I don't want to like him as much as I do, but it's too hard not to!

Have any of you guys had this happen to you before?

YES!

Last night, that anime I was telling you about? There's a girl in it that was a total bitch and I hated her, then they made an episode that explained why she did what she did and I just sat there, like "no. Don't make me like this character. She's a bitch"

Also, what anime are you referring to?

It's Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and the character is Dio Brando.



^That's him.

I've heard good things about that one. Is it really as good as everyone makes it out to be?

Fffffuck yes it is. Shit hits the fan during a lot of it. The fights are awesome, there's a bunch of gore and blood, it's funny at times, and the vampire(s) are amazing. They're fabulous, but in a good way.  The only downside, but this is just me, is the animal cruelty that they sometimes have in it. But, that's just a personal nitpick. You should really check it out!

Haha okay. I'll add it to my list

When you do get to watching it, make sure that you watch the 2012 version. After that will be Stardust Crusaders.

Okay :3

I'll keep this one short and simple; because I'm exhausted from feeling like this

I'm tired of being a stranger in my own home, tired of the knot in my stomach which reminds me I don't belong anywhere, and tired of worrying about the one person who I know cares about me, because there's a very high chance hes going to get killed in Syria.

Im so drained and done.

First things first: *hugs*

Second thing: it'll get better. Promise.

As for your friend, it's 100% okay to worry about him and I'm sorry that worrying about him is also fueled by all the other emotional things that happened first. Stay strong. You're tough. You can do this.

We're here for you if you need a release.

Exactly as Death said. We'll always be here. No matter what
*hugs*