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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Really bad jokes Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:00 pm | |
| just because it was sparked off in the great hall, and now i have them in my head.
What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese
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Potion Koller
Posts : 2950 Reputation : 21 Join date : 2011-12-08 Age : 26 Location : Hogwarts School of Wichcraft and Wizardy
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:03 pm | |
| Here's the sick ones: What does little girl get for a Christmas? A brain tumor.
Why doesn't little girl play the piano? Because she has no hands.
What does little girl with no hands do in a gym? Watch.
Why isn't little girl playing with her classmater? Because she died on her birth. | |
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Meredia
Posts : 19789 Reputation : 151 Join date : 2012-03-20 Age : 27 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:06 pm | |
| o_o i cannot think of any, i've got a joke blank.
OH WAIT... (these are racist, be warned)
'People say there is safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews.'
'What's the difference between a chav and a lampost? a lampost occassionally works.'
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:12 pm | |
| the chav one is so true though...
A man was going through some old boxes in the attic and found an old oil lamp. Rubbing it to get the grim off a Genie appears! I will grant you three wishes and your wife shall get double. His three wishes: To recieve a million dollars (his wife recieved two); to have a sports car (his wife recieved two); and the third and last wish The man asked to be beated half to death...
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Meredia
Posts : 19789 Reputation : 151 Join date : 2012-03-20 Age : 27 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:14 pm | |
| it is! and River, i love that one :3
i would say more distasteful jokes but... | |
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:15 pm | |
| oh, trust me, i am sure mine are alot worse.... | |
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Meredia
Posts : 19789 Reputation : 151 Join date : 2012-03-20 Age : 27 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:17 pm | |
| i'll think on it, im having a block at the moment (ive heard some really nasty ones as well xD) | |
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jun 11, 2012 8:21 pm | |
| what do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A roamin' Catholic!
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Ash
Posts : 382 Reputation : 8 Join date : 2011-12-03 Age : 26 Location : right behind you. watching your every move
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:09 am | |
| Why was the dog lying down? It got hit by a car.
Happy Birthday River! (It is your birthday, right?) | |
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Sun Jun 17, 2012 10:49 am | |
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CrouchJunior
Posts : 58653 Reputation : 161 Join date : 2011-11-23 Age : 31
| Subject: Crouch Jr Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:12 pm | |
| Okay, so I'm walking down the street and I see an old man and he's crying. I walk up to him and ask, "Hey what's the matter old timer?"
He says to me, "Well I just got married to this beautiful woman, she absolutely loves me! The second I walk in the door she massages my feet, has dinner prepared, the bills paid, and she's unbelievable at night!
I look at him confused, "Well those all sound really good, what are you crying about?
He says, "I can't remember where I live"
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Wed Jun 20, 2012 6:38 pm | |
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CrouchJunior
Posts : 58653 Reputation : 161 Join date : 2011-11-23 Age : 31
| Subject: Crouch Jr Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:21 am | |
| So an atheist is walking in the woods and suddenly a bear starts chasing him. As he runs he says "Oh God please help me!"
God starts talking to him, "Why should I help you? You've denied me for so many years"
The atheist says, "Fair enough, but at least make the bear Christian"
God grants the man this request and all of a sudden the bear drops to a praying position and says, "Dear Lord, thank you for the bountiful meal..." | |
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Thu Jun 21, 2012 6:19 pm | |
| ahh, i heard that one in school last year. the amount of christain related jokes, you would never guess it was a catholic school. | |
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DeathDolohov
Posts : 7769 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2012-05-08 Age : 29 Location : 'Murica Bitches!
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| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:53 pm | |
| Lol Crouch that Christian one was bad! XD I know I should be offended but it was just too funny to be offended.
I don't know any jokes at the moment, hopefully I'll think of one later though. | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
Posts : 4292 Reputation : 54 Join date : 2011-11-27 Age : 27 Location : Hogwarts
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:32 pm | |
| Did you hear about the joke where a guy walks into a bar?
He said 'ouch'.
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:51 pm | |
| Two guys walk into a bar. one to the other 'You would have thought one of us would have seen it.' | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
Posts : 4292 Reputation : 54 Join date : 2011-11-27 Age : 27 Location : Hogwarts
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:26 am | |
| @Riv:
haah. Hahah. Hah. aaahhhh. | |
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:21 am | |
| cynder, i am queen of awful jokes. im always coming out with them | |
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Meredia
Posts : 19789 Reputation : 151 Join date : 2012-03-20 Age : 27 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:03 am | |
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Liria
Posts : 10505 Reputation : 40 Join date : 2011-12-03
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jul 02, 2012 1:44 pm | |
| ....... I dont get it but I am okay with that lol. | |
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:19 pm | |
| liria, there, just proving how bad our jokes really are. | |
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Goblet Dream
Posts : 259 Reputation : 2 Join date : 2012-01-05
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:39 pm | |
| Q. What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
A. About half way.
My dad has a whole book of bad jokes xD | |
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:14 pm | |
| Last night, a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.
I'm easily lead. | |
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RiverSeth
Posts : 11876 Reputation : 61 Join date : 2011-11-24 Age : 29 Location : Britain
| Subject: Re: Really bad jokes Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:20 pm | |
| I used to do a lot of jokes about crash mats, but I've moved on now.
Still, it's always nice to have something to fall back on. | |
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