Dueling Page

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:16 pm

"Do you think I'm stupid?" I snort. "Stupidity doesn't get you to where I am now."

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:17 pm

"Oh wow... another 'high-an'-mighty' brat... where HAVEN"T I seen that before?" -I shot back sarcastically-

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:20 pm

I roll my eyes. "And another piece of trash in my home... I'll admit, you deserve credit for getting past the security spells."

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:21 pm

-I smirk at him.- "Can't be that bigga trash then... now if you'll excuse, gotta cash in!" -I gesture to the bag and start making my way toward a window.-

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:22 pm

I whip out my wand and cast a barrier in front of the window. "Not so fast. Those items in the bag belong to me, not you. I'll allow you to leave if you return them."

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:28 pm

"Yeah... that's gonna happen..." -I say sarcastically.-

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:30 pm

I sigh in a tired fashion. "Really, I don't have time for this... I have plans to make, people to capture..."

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:36 pm

"Hey, I got a hot dame waitin' for me, ya think I have time for this shit?"

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:37 pm

"If you return the items you stole from me, you can get back to your," I wrinkle my nose at his word choice, "'hot dame' quicker, can't you?"

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:39 pm

"Yeah but then I can't TAKE said dame out on a date or give her gifts and ya know how the she-folk are..."

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:41 pm

My lip curls and I narrow my eyes. The one girl I love... Ember... "I don't care about your silly little love life. If you really knew women, you would know that they don't always want trinkets."

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:43 pm

"Oh wow.. you're SO wise... did ya boyfriend give ya that advice?"

-I smirk as I go for my wand.- "Now get outta my way..."

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:45 pm

"No," I snarl. "And for you information, I love a very wonderful girl. I'm surprised any female - human or otherwise - has shown you the slightest bit of attention."

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:47 pm

"What can I say? I'm a charmer... say, why don't I show YOU how to properly woo ya lass? I mean, she'd probably dig me more than ya... so..."

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:49 pm

I raise an eyebrow and laugh. "Please! Ember would never look twice at scum like you. She has much better taste." Even the half-human is better than this arrogant man.

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:51 pm

"Oh please... if ya Ember had eyes... well let me put it this way.."

"Look at you, now back to me, look back at you, back to me... yeah, not exactly a contest."

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:52 pm

"She would obviously pick me." I smirk. "Money, power, looks, status... and a man worth loving. You, on the other hand... I have yet to see a quality that would make me want to even shake your hand."

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:54 pm

"Umm... hello? Looks, fun at parties, and in terms of Ember, UNBELIEVABLE at after parties..." -I wink at him arrogantly.-

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:56 pm

OOC Phoenix: SERIOUSLY, why me?!

IC: I rush forwards and press my wand to his throat. "She wouldn't even give you a second glance," I hiss.

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:53 pm

"Wanna bet? Let's raise ya voice an octave and see how she digs that.."

-I kick him between the legs-

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:56 pm

OOC: ... That was below the belt.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OpNJk99qNgY/T1EQRyg3BkI/AAAAAAAABAE/4Jhrx-s7DIo/s1600/ba%2Bdum%2Btss%2Bmeme.png

IC: I gasp, release my hold on him and fall to my knees. "Only a person afraid of losing would use such a trick..."

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:58 pm

OOC lol not my fault Chimmy doesn't fight fair

IC

"Yeah well that same guy is also goin' to hawk ya stuff... tootles!" -I start running out.-

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:00 pm

I point my wand after him. I fire a tripping jinx, hoping it'll distract him long enough for me to recover.

Subject: Joachim Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:03 pm

-I fall over and land on the bag, breaking most of the things in there.-

"Way to go jackass... ya ruined my date tonight, now I'll take it outta ya ass!" -I point my wand at him.-

-I send a stinging jinx at him.-

Subject: Darcy Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:05 pm

Snarling, I drop to my stomach to dodge the spell. "No, you ruined my property! You'll pay for every last broken thing in that bag." Gloria! I'm sorry! Forgive me!

OOC: And here's where Darcy sounds like Mikami...