Diagon Alley

Even though I had zero qualms about my identity being discovered and in fact wanted it well known, I couldn't take too many risk. With that in mind, I put my hood up.

'Could've used a disillusionment charm y'know. or mess with their hands afterwards.' he suggested, sharp eyes scanning the crowds. He chose his prey, he always did.

I grin crazily, "Why waste the effort?"

"Let's make this REALLY indiscriminate..."

'mess with their hands'
wtf brain

ic 'Indiscriminate? We're just going to slaughter a bunch of people?' some of them taste bad.

I look at him like he said something preposterous, "Well yes."

'Don't you want to pick the ones who taste better?' he frowned at the thought, but his reservations weren't that major.

"Just sheer body count is enough for me."

'Fine by me.' he finally agreed, stepping into the crowd and pulling out a young man. 'You can go first my friend.' he said over his shoulder to crouch.

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"INCENDIO MAXIMA!!!!"

Lukas felt the energy ripple through him, thanking Crouch silently in his head for using a fire spell. He used the energy to sink his teeth into the young man's jugular, almost posing as a vampire to do so.

"Huh... a barbecued meal.." I shift my head to the side and nod in approval, "I'll have to give that a try... if fire didn't kill me."

'Perks of being immune to fire.' he grinned back at Crouch, blood dripping from his canine teeth. Lukas was completely content with everything being caught alight, In fact, it was perfect.

'If you catch fire, i can put it out.' he stated in the chaos, resisting the urge to laugh. He began tipping over various objects, hindering people's escapes.

ooc forum keeps getting laggy moments for me... -.-

"Much obliged!"

I do a small dance in place of excited chuckles as the anarchy erupts. "I can tell you're holding back a laugh... if you want to REALLY enjoy the chaos, you have to GIVE yourself to the chaos!!" I send a red ball of energy into a vast crowd and cause it to explode, sending people feeling through the air.

'I fear if i laugh, i might collapse at the hilarity of all of this.' he gestured to the catastrophe, tears forming in the corners of his eyelids from the suppressed chuckles. One of the people tried scurrying past him, creeping away.

'Ah ah ah.' he reprimanded the person, setting their hair ablaze and melting their clothes.

I burst out into a fit of laughter that echoed from the shambles around us!

"Oh oh! Here's a good one!"

I point my wand at my throat, amplifying my voice to unnaturally high pitched levels, "GUTTENTAG!!!!" This breaks part of the main structure of a building

The laughter finally bubbled free from his lips, no longer containable. It grated against the back of his throat, solely manical and hysterical. Lukas almost swayed on his feet to the various shrieks and screams, an alcoholic at Oktoberfest.

'You're a riot my friend! you really are!'

Literally falling onto the floor like a patron at a side splitting comedy club, I wipe tears from my eyes, "I.. try my best..."

His knees gave way, trembles running up and down his skin from all the chuckles. The atmosphere was entirely intoxicating to him, so full of spirit and malice. 'Do you.. do you think we've tormented them enough?' the chaos was nowhere near drawing to a close.

I mull it over in my sadistic mind, trying to stumble upon new misery to cause.

He murmured a few words in Russian to himself, before jumping to his feet. Strolling straight into the centre of the chaos, he started singing obnoxiously.

'the alley's alight
WITH THE SOUND OF SCREAMING.'
He continued parodying the musical, note for note.

OOC and IC Laughter nearly suffocates me, as I join him in the song.

He imperio'd a couple to join in their song, forcing them to dance with each other and look like they were enjoying the musical number. Ironically, Lukas was a good singer.
'We would be fabulous entertainers.' he said between lyrics, snorting with giggles.

"Oh yes, just circling the globe, bringing merriment and joy wherever we went!"

OOC I swear you'd think the two were brothers!