Quotes worth sharing

That's one of my favorite quotes! X)

"There's truth to all sarcasm"
-A very wise man

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon."
-A Llama

“When in doubt, C4” ~ Jamie Hineman, Mythbusters

When describing Ewoks,
"It's like Chuck Norris went to Build-A-Bear and built an army."

"No one ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his."
-General George S. Patton

"Beaty is only skin deep"
-???

O_______o

I love Steve Martin :3

Campbell-isms

These aren't technically quotes, but they're go-to phrases I use a lot so I figured I'd jot them down on the exceedingly off chance that the alien invaders decide to write my memoir yet have nothing to say O.o

"I don't lose, I just let people win to make them feel good about themselves.."

"Only the captain has to go down with the ship, everyone else can jump!"

"I don't cheat, I play with unfair rules and advantages!"

(To get someone to shut up) "-Insert Name-, you're doing that thing we discussed... talking."

(Holiday Threats) "Keep it up and I'll deck you in the halls!"

(When handing out food) "Taste of human sir..." (Love the reaction I get on that one!)

"Goddammit! I didn't do anything this time!"

"Of course I cheat at the beginning of the board game! That's the best time TO cheat! No one suspects you yet!"

(After someone says a noun) "...of doom..."

"Whenever I'm conflicted, I turn to one of two options. First, a power greater than myself, Star Wars. If that fails, I flip a coin."

"Of course it's brilliant, I thought of it!"

"900 years of time and space and I've never met anyone who wasn't important."
-The Doctor

'Did you Miss me?'

Mer this is all I'm gonna post.

“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” 
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War

'so a piddly ass river overflows, and suddenly the whole of Devon shuts down. Meanwhile in America, it's [-30 degrees Celsius]  and everyone's dancing about in the snow. Come on Britain, get yo shit together.'
~ My American cousin

"it doesnt matter how much you shout at someone, it wont make them do something any better. What matters is a smile when they are crying and you sharing your enthusiasm with them about the dullest of jobs.
It doesnt matter how many times you tell someone they are wrong, what matters is the hug and the words you can do this just keep trying."


- a 14 year old i instruct talking about one member of staff he doesnt like and me...
(sometimes I love these kids)

'It shouldnt be about the uniform you wear or the status you hold; it should be about the actions you take and the ways in which you use your power.'

-me

Good one!

I can be rather amazing when i want to be.

this is where the original of my quote came from
http://notreallymusingsoflife.wordpress.com/2014/02/02/absolute-power-corrupts-absolutely/

"People may die, but stupidity is forever..."
Nostalgia Critic

I live the nostalgia critic!

"Compromise, so that way no one is happy!"

-My father

Wow
What does he mean by that?