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Kurdt cowered in fear; it appears the duel was over already.

Goddamn it Kurdt...

What? Kurdt realised these were his thoughts now. In other words, Logan had tricked him into giving him control.

Logan, with an arrogant smile on his face, unleashed a small wave of water from his wand, protecting him from the fireballs while at the same time flooding the arena with water.

"My move."

With an idea in his head, Logan created a small protective bubble around himself, and electrified the water covering the arena floor.

Lukas got fried, dancing around like a drunk leprechaun. His skin spasmed, giving off a horrendous odour.

But then he realised he was still a fire kitsune, and channelled the electric into the sky. A thunderstorm was forming conveniently over Logan's head.
'Your turn.'

Logan looked above his head. The tiny thunderstorm, for the moment, just rained heavily on him. Logan laughed, and removed his protective bubble in arrogance.

"Is that really the best you can do?"

Logan transmuted a spear from the material of the arena's floor. He launched it towards Lukas with the combined magical power of himself and his brother, and powered it with the energy of the water surrounding.

"That should put that damn Kitsune out."

Because Lukas is an allmighty kitsune, he roared with crazy laughter. Snapping his fingers everything caught on fire, setting the ground alight and even the spear heading towards him simply burst into flames.

And Lukas set fire to the rain.

'I set fire to the rain
And I threw us into the flames
When it fell, something died
'Cause I knew that that was the last time, the last time!'

he screamed at the top of his lungs, the spear somehow disintegrating in midair.

Logan was dumbfounded by what had just happened in front of his very eyes; Lukas had literally set fire to the rain. But he wouldn't be defeated that easily.

"But what can I do." He said aloud to himself, before realising something. "I need to get motivated!"

Logan suddenly began singing at the top of his lungs:
Pressure, pushing down on me,
Pushing down you, no man ask for.
Under pressure, burns a building down,
Da, da da, crap.

Logan forgot the words to the song, and began to lose his mojo.

Lukas was distracted by the amazing lyrics, singing along, the fire rain ceasing for now and turning back to normal rain.

He busts out a sick set of moves, spinning on his head as he break danced. 'Da da da da, PUSHING DOWN ON ME, PUSHING DOWN ON YOU, da da da da..'

Now was his chance! While Lukas was distracted, Logan began singing a song he knew:

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me


He was dazzling everyone with his amazing voice and dance skillz.

Lukas couldn't help it, the music was making his body pop and sway with the music. He was so relaxed...
wait, aren't i supposed to be fighting?

'SILENCIO!' he roared at the boy. The spell was so powerful not even Crouch Junior could avoid this spell, it was just that strong.

Logan was hit by the spell, and was forced to stop singing, despite how enjoyable it was for everyone. He had a final plan to defeat Lukas. He transmuted a small bunny and a box from the ground, and threw them over to Lukas. Suddenly the true Dark Lord, Nicolas Cage, appeared, and ordered Lukas to put the bunny in the box, while also proclaiming "I'm a vampire."

ooc this is really intense..

'Oh nooooo.' he mumbled, resorting to his last plan. 'I can't defy Nicolas Cage, especially when he's Ghost Rider AND a vampire.. what do i doo..'

Helpless, Lukas turns into a tree, because kitsune are shapeshifters an' all. 'TREE POWERS ACTIVATE.'

Lukas' battle was no longer with Logan or Kurdt; it was with the legendary Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage's head transformed into a flaming skull as he wrapped a fiery chain around tree-Lukas.

"Lukas, it's time for a Face/Off!" He taunted, slowly sawing the tree bark with his chain.

all efforts were futile against Nicolas Cage. I mean, come on, he's a vampire ghostrider, and he's Nicolas Cage.

Not even a 500 year old kitsune could deny fight such Godly perfection.
He was forced to transform back, the fiery chain constricting his airways and making his face turn purple. He might be a fire kitsune, but these flames were from the pits of hell itself.

Lukas flopped like a fish.

This kicks Kurdt in the process.

Nicolas Cage cared not for the innocents who got hurt; all he cared about was killing the person who'd stolen his National Treasure. After all, Lukas used to be the Sorcerer's Apprentice, and worked with master during the Season of the Witch to conspire against Nicolas Cage. Nicolas Cage was furious at these memories, and transformed into Ghost Rider 2: Spirit of Vengeance, ready to end the Kitsune's pitiful existence.

'Please Nic... i know you're the supreme overlord who can read minds...you know i'm innocent.' he choked, pleading.

Suddenly Boris Johnson comes sauntering in on a llama.
'Lefty Tossers.' he called out, eyes locking on Kurdt from beneath his coconut hair.

Nicolas Cage paid no heed to Lukas' words, and performed his Penance Stare on him, burning Lukas' soul with the power of his own sins. He decided the only way to get back to his home planet was to Drive Angry 3D, but he had other business to attend to beforehand.

Lukas shriveled up and died.

Boris swept past wielding a machete, preparing to slice Kurdt's head. 'FOR SPARTA.'

Nicolas Cage grabbed the handle of the machete with Boris, and sliced Logan's head off. The blood sprayed from his neck like a fountain, and Nicolas Cage knew he could return to his planet in peace. But not before giving Boris the greatest bro-fist of all time.

Duel winner: Tag-Team of Nicolas Cage and Boris Johnson

BEST
DUEL
EVER
:3

Boris did a mighty victory dance, shouting 'very nice' and doing the awkward moves he performed at the olympic opening ceremony.

Nicolas Cage regained his face and national treasure, and proceeded to Drive Angry 3D back to his home planet.

wow omg this duel is the most brilliant duel i have ever read.

-claps-
Andrew Hussie would approve.

ANDREW HUSSIE!?

...
you're a homstucker! :3
bOw BeFoRe Me LoWbLoOd.
^extent of my homestuck knowledge, i'm a purple blood though

nice try, i'm a Fuschia blood (why i love being a Pisces)
I beli-----eve you bow down to m---e! 38

Combatants: Logan vs Topher

To the: KO

Setting: Grounds

((DID SOMEBODY SAY HOMESTUCK))

Logan paced his side of the arena arrogantly. He smiled at Topher.

"So, I'll give you a choice." He weighed his hands like a pair of scales "Do you want to lose right away, or should I pretend you have a chance?"