Ranting thread

sorry guys, need to let off some steam.

So there's a girl in my psychology class. Every single day she'll come out with a brash statement which makes everyone be forced to pay attention to her. Or she'll suddenly run out of the classroom to 'cry'. (bitch, i've seen you giggling and texting..)

'My life is so shit.' Let me tell you, she is rich, has a boyfriend she's engaged to, and everything about her says otherwise.

'i hate my life.' Really? that's why on your facebook you exclaimed how great your life was 10 minutes later?

'I'm so shit at psychology. Why do i even bother coming to these classes?' she's threatened to drop out about 100 times now, yet she gets the top scores and told one of my friends she's really glad she's doing psychology.

if you think you're so bad at the class, then fucking leave, like you keep saying you will. Just do it. Stop being so melodramatic.

And of course, you get the people that fall for her acts and say 'no no, you're great! you're so smart! you're our best friend!' and shower her with compliments. BITCH, thats what she wants you to do.. After that she SUDDENLY becomes extremely happy again. Strange, i thought she was 'immensely depressed' in her words.

Fake people like her really piss me off, they take away the attention from people who actually need it, who have REAL problems that haven't been fabricated for the spotlight.

Get a fucking grip, i'm about done with your craving for attention. It's fucking annoying. I might sound harsh but she's done this act so many times now i simply couldn't give a shit.
As i said at the start, excuse my anger.

whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Lou

Calm your man tits and text me.
I had one of those people in my classes too so i get what you mean.

still, calm yo man bewbies plz.

*pap pap*

it's alright, i'm much calmer now..
sending a message your way now
man i feel like a dick

don't feel silly, no one cares if you're a poohead here
x D

it's what the ranting thread's for :p

To the two people in my group that left us high and dry and ultimately put us at a huge disadvantage,

My stupid fucking allergies won't let me fucking sleep! I hate life sometimes!!!

:'(

when you ask me 'what should i do with this mcflurry?' and i reply with 'oh, i don't know, throw it on the floor?' don't ACTUALLY throw the ice cream on the floor.

Learn sarcasm
and grow some brain cells.
please.
*headdesk*

next time say 'shove it up your ass'
..

or make a sarcasm sign.

I lol'd mer

Text conversation:
Me: home
Sis: in the house?

Did the definition of home change in the past year that I didn't get the memo to?

iPad...

Job rejection emails. 

Now I'm sure most of you have seen these before, the very sweetly padded bitch slap is what I like to call them. In the insert of me venting all my rage, I'm going to go through this line by line. Sorry but this truly irks me.

"Hi -Insert name that we literally just typed in to save us the time to write personal emails-,

We have reviewed your resume for the X position that you applied for on -date-." 

Yeah? So did hundreds of other people, doesn't make you special. What do you people want, a reward? Is there a 'Reviewed This Guy's Resume on This Date' Award I wasn't aware of?

"We appreciate your application and the time you took to review the job description and apply." 

No, you don't. If you did, I'd have the job. Quit trying to bullshit me. If anything I was just an afterthought of the human resources guy while he sipped his coffee. If I was even that.

"Unfortunately, your background isn't exactly what our client is looking for at this time."

This is a vague phrase.  First off, my BACKGROUND. What fucking aspect of it is wrong, my eduction, years of experience, what?! Never really specify that do they? How can one improve one's chances if they don't know the flaws?

Also, ISN'T EXACTLY. Did I get close? Was I at least in the running for a while and some other guy beat me out or was I the first guy in the garbage bin? Doesn't provide much room for optimism and by god you need that while job hunting my friends.

"As the search progresses our client may become more flexible at which point we will revisit your application."


Well now, is this company just at the mercy of the client's whims? Does he just change the paint job of the whole building based on his mood? Does he organize Hawaiian luau's during board meetings for fun too? I prefer clients with solid visions thanks.

"In the meantime, we have thousands of open positions on our site which you may search through to find a match!"


Well ain't that real fucking polite of them? 'We have no use for you here, but hey you aren't completely worthless! Someone's got to scrub the CEO's toilet after all!'

What really gets to me, just fills me with rage, is all the polite padding. Honestly, I'd prefer it if the company just said, 'Fuck you' and went on it's way.

Wow, humanity is full of dicks, I'm sorry

hey at least you get a rejection email. i get nothing.

Can i rant about my accent?! 
and my voice.
Wow, i hate it.
Its just....AHHH.
Annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W595m4ulMcw

See? Stupid, posh accent.

Dear USPS,

Bitch I kill you, and your goddamn slow business.

Warm regards,

Me.

omdl. guys.
How do you cope with hot weather. Its 33 degrees here and i am melting
I HATE THE SUN.

So my family is on the beach. Where am I? On my laptop working. -_- If anyone says I never worked hard I swear to god...

beaches are overrated, crouch.
all they are are ground up dead bodies of sea creatures...

There are no words for my lack luster lately, point is, it's stupid
That is all.....

SO i am away for the whole of next week.
I was meant to be going to do my safetly boaters (means i can go extreamly fast on a river when no on else can) with a friend of mine. It was the only reason i was happy to go

Bu no. I have jus found out he cancelled his place, and has gone to spend the next month kayaking up in scotland.

a) KAYAKING. WITHOUT ME
b) IN SCOTLAND
c) i still have to go on my course on my own...

What I think every time I see bad camera work:

So you ever have that one coworker that you put faith into, and bent over backwards to accommodate his portion as best you can and then he has the audacity to ask you to do it all?!

WELL one fucking schmuck decided it would be a fun idea to do that to me.

No captain asshat! You talk with our boss, I'm not telling him your bad news and covering your lazy fuckhole! I gave our boss a recommendation for you, so YOU face the music! I have too much on my plate already! 

I don't give two craps if this makes you look bad in the industry, that's your fault.

Don't you hate it when people walk in on you constantly while you're working asking you how you're doing?

"I would be a lot better if you stopped interrupting me" is what I want to say.

Awkward moment when you tell someone you're one step from completely breaking down and you need someone to talk to, and all they do is ignore you.

'You can always count on me, i'm here for you.'
nice to know it was BS.
asswipe.