Breaking the Fourth Wall...

I know personally I find myself wondering what would happen if my guys became aware of my existence as their writer.

Here you can write scenes in which your characters break the fourth wall.

-After returning to Hogwarts with his magic back in sync, crouch addresses his fellow DE-

"Okay I'm only going to ask this once, are there any magical artifacts here that could remove my magic?"

"My writer is a bit of a prick like that and I do NOT want my power stolen again by a unicorning talking cup!"

Death sighs and looks up at Ahriman, "Why the hell did she turn us into wimps? Does she seriously think that we'll ever go any further in our lives if we continue down this road?"

Ahriman smirked. "I know the feelin' man. Hey lady, yeah you, the one with her face glued to the laptop, make us more badass!"

Phoenix: She turns to glare at the 'camera'. "I swear to God, if you make be someone's bloody student again I will personally see to it that you will join me in this hellish werewolf life."

Pixie: "Do I really need to say anything?"

Jay: "..." -Shrugs-

Celeste: "HI!" -Waves frantically-

Eagle: -Blinks-

Red: -Smirks- "Watch out, little girl..."

Jim: -Laughs lightly- "Please, Red, let's not be hasty... Let's give her a chance, shall we? Hm?" -Turns to write a letter to a 'friend'- Prepare the ambush.

(thinks of my dream where riv kills me...)

River stares at the skt, shouting. 'Really? First you name me after water, then you make me related to a madman! then you make me care about him, and make me fall in love with a death eater. I HATE YOU!'

Lethe. 'Girl, really. You could have made me anything and you make me look like the freak?'

Samantha: -looks around, now nervous and scared-

Sarah: "HEY!" -looks at camera, glaring, "ARE YOU THE ONE WHO CONTINUOUSLY TORMENTS MY SISTER?!

Sally: "Sarah, calm down dear, there's nothing we can do about it.

Jack: -grins insanely at camera- "Prepare for a world of pain..."

Haven: -reads a book and shrugs-

Amaya points at the screen, grinning before folding her arms behind her head. 'Thanks for the amusement, but bitch you put me in one messed up family.' she begins whislting, flipping her knives like she usually did.

'This is pretty cool too.'

On the other hand Sydnay just glared, blonde hair curling at the ends around her waist and fist grinding into her palm. I fucking hate you was the only thing she mouthed.

Artemis; I look toward the screen, "actually this kind of makes sense. But for the love of god, STOP KILLING STRAYERS!!"

Topher: "you got me a cool place to crash and a hot girlfriend, you're cool in my books!"

Me: -typing away- "Okay Tide's going to be a sweet kid who just wants to be a professional Quidditch player." -events happen- "Okay Tide's only joining the DE because he's upset. It ain't permanent."

Tide: -smirks- "Bitch please, I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want. You can't control me."

Me: -stares at the computer- "What have I done?"

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I've just figured out I'm immortal because my writer will never kill me off!! Never!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Me: "and what happens when I croak?"

Crouch: "...... Damn you foresight!"

Me: Okay, Cyn, you need to help fight-


Cynder: .... *fluttershy whisper* .... I don't... think that's.... very smart... or safe...

Me: ... Cyn, hun, you're turning a bit too ni-

Cynder: ... I'm sorry... I hope I didn't interrupt....?

Me: .....Cyn, dear, I think we need to talk a bit.

"Seriously.. stop trying to kill me with illness... and let me find out about my parents already!" Mutters about insane writers messing with characters emotions. "And why are you messing with the Chimmy thing?! Perfectly good relationship and you want drama."



Me: "stop whining at least you're not like Lulu."

Death: "I can't believe you went against everything that I believe in and let River propose to me." -glares- "I'll get you for this."

Me: -smirks- "Come at me bro. You forget, I'm in charge of the keyboard."

Death: -sends a virus to the computer- "MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

River hits her head against a wall. 'I hate you that was MORTIFYING.'
me- laughs. 'you asked to marry your boyfriend, whats wrong about that?!'
River snarles.

Crest: "I love you dearest..."

Sam: "I love you too..."

The two go to kiss when all of a sudden they awkwardly stop and look off camera.

Crest: "Can you please send the sappy piano guy away?!" He points off camera to a man playing the piano.

Me: "Oh deal with it Cresty, stop making your scenes so damn sappy then!"

-glares through computer screen- "You know, if I WASNT fictional, I would leap out of your conciousness and rip you to shreds, YOU MADE MY LIFE HELL!

Me: "Oh Leon, no pain no gain, am I right?"

Leon: "I hate you..."

ROFLMAO!!!!

I KNOW! It's hilarious to torture him every moment of my life 8D

Leon: "LET ME OUT SO I CAN KILL YOU!!"

Me: "Haha, nope, shut up and enjoy this anvile!" -drops-

Leon: "FNE#JGBFNK"