What irritates you?

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What it says in the title. This shall be the extensive list, add whatever you want. (As long as I don't see my name anywhere.... )

My list so far:

Kristen Stewart
Stephenie Meyer (idk how you spell it)

People who:
Use the word 'Guesstimate'
Tell me I have a "Peachy" butt.
use YOLO
have their trousers hanging round their knees because it's "cool"

OH and people who slap on a layer of foundation every 5 minutes.

CROCS.
I HATE CROCS.

My list:

People who say Snap or Snoop instead of Snape

People who say 'i should tell you that this is going on- it was on facebook, but you don't have a facebook'

when a KFC has no black people working there.

when people get you excited about something then say 'calm yo tits' or something.

Guys who say 'you're too weak' and then when you get strong, move on to say 'damn you're like a man, you shouldn't be so muscular'

When you buy a cute dress and feel so happy about it, then see some bitch you hate wearing the same dress.

When your favourite character dies, and your friends bitch about something pointless in the film while you're crying over your character.

When your parents bug you about crying over a dead character.

When you bug yourself about crying over a character.

When you make a character related food, and then can't eat it because you can't stand hurting that character.


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my list is so long loooooool

I'm totally adding them as I'm going along xD

People who say 'No, just no.'

people who eat a shitload then say that you've hogged all the food.

People who ask to have some of your drink then drain the bottle... :s

DUBSTEP.

People who ask to have a sip of your drink. Then take a sip. Then continue to drink only from your drink the rest of the night.

People who drink from my drinks! THAT"S MY DRINK DAMMIT! Get your own!

People who steal my popcorn (I WILL kill you if you try to steal my popcorn)

People who say Anime is just for children.
-.-

People who automatically assume you're dumb because you're blonde.

"Batman and Robin" (If I could slowly gut the writer of that cinematic gangrape and never be caught, I would!!)

People who call you up saying "I wanted to tell you this because it went around on facebook. And you don't have a facebook"
And then rub it in that you don't have a legit facebook.

People who kick your chair at the movies. And then yell at you when you politely ask them to stop.

People who try too hard to quote things.

When older and bigger guys try and pull off wearing speedos.

I've got the best ones.


PEOPLE WHO ARGUE THAT TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER

people who actually think Edward Cullen is hot.

People who actually think Bella is smart.

People who cried at Twilight.

People who read twilight.

omg cynder my dad is the speedo one.

PEOPLE WHO WEAR SWIMMING COSTUME 3 SIZES TOO SMALL.

THE NAME BORIS

people who say 'no offence' then say something really nasty.

kisses from grandmas that feel like they're licking you while they kiss you.

People who draw penises on everything that's yours....

omg so true.


people who get boners in public while in a swimsuit.
And then flaunt it all over.

the last one made me giggle. xD

building on my last post. people who call you immature then laugh because someone farted.

PEOPLE WHO CALL THEIR KIDS STUPID NAMES.

Like Michael Jackson called his kid Blanket. Wtf.

Uncreative graffiti (If you're going to take the time to defile a building, at least ADD something to it)

omg Merrmaid loooooooooooooooooooool

And Crouch- true dat.


When boys you hate know you hate them, and then somehow develop a disgusting crush where they start to wink at you and then force a kiss on your hands and wjfhsjdjshhfjeh they're so gross.


People who complain about their life when they have nothing to complain about at all.

someone wrote 'dyslexics untie' on one of the boarded up shop windows.
that's creative.

People who act like they're from a ghetto.

Coconuts (If I could either go back in time and kill Hitler, or make sure Coconuts never existed, I'd flip a coin!)

People who assume you want sex because you're eating a banana in public.

omg lol Crouch.


When you like a cute boy, and then you have a day with him and find out he's a total shithead, and then you wish that you had gone with the gross kid you hated before.


When you're at a friend's house, watching a movie or something and you only have about 20 minutes left, and then parents come and say that you're leaving right then. And so you stop the movie, and get your stuff and go to the door, and your parents sit and talk for another two hours.

People that say 'I have a big problem' you ask what it is and they go 'I don't want to talk about it'

WHY DID YOU BRING IT UP THEN!?


People that steal a seat you're about to sit down in.