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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:15 am | |
| Here post text message Potter characters would send to each other if phones worked in Hogwarts. | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Voldemort to Snape Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:17 am | |
| Snape: Did you spare Lily? Voldemort: Nope, sorry bro  | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Voldemort to Death Eaters Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:18 am | |
| Voldemort: K1LL TH3 BL00D TR@1T0R$ LOLZ | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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Age : 27
Location : Hogwarts
| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:19 am | |
| Voldiicakes says: u got him yt?
Bellatrixxie says: nope hunniipoop
Voldiicakes says: dun call me that, Belli. :"(
Lucipoo says: my son's a gurly gurl. :"(
Snape says: Obviously... | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Snape to Dumbledore Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:20 am | |
| Dumbledore: So how is Harry doing with Occlumency
Snape: He's a noob
Dumbledore: You have to keep trying Snape
Snape: But Dumble, he sux like his dad | |
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RiverSeth
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| | Subject: River Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:21 am | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:22 am | |
| Voldipants says: kill
Nagini says: hisssssssss
Snape says: :c ILY Lily. 5ever. | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Ginny to Harry Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:23 am | |
| Ginny: Got free period now  Harry: RoR 5 minutes! | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:25 am | |
| Snape says: Pay attention, Potter. Just like your father...
Harry says: ur so mean profe$urr!!!!!11!!!!11!!!
Ron says: gre$y g!t.
Hermione says: Iknowtheanswersir.Pleasepickme.
Snape says: 10 points from Gryffindor. | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Voldemort to Dumbledore Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:27 am | |
| Best one so far Cyn!
Voldemort: Can I become profe$$0R please????
Dumbledore: No ur evil
Voldemort: Ur @$$ is D3@D!!! | |
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RiverSeth
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| | Subject: River Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:28 am | |
| Draco: My f@th3r w1ll h3@r @b0ut th1$ | |
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RiverSeth
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| | Subject: River Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:28 am | |
| Draco: My f@th3r w1ll h3@r @b0ut th1$ | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:29 am | |
| XDD Dying.
AVPS reference ahead:
Umbridge says: Dumbyy. RoR in 5 minutes.
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Umbridge says: Dumbyy ILY babi
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Umbridge says: Dumbledore. Y U NO text me back? | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:32 am | |
| Voldipants says: @v@d@ K3d@vr@~ Harry F*cking Potter says: *ded* Voldipants says:  | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Voldemort to Barty Crouch Jr Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:33 am | |
| Voldemort: I$ th3 cup @ p0rtk3y? Barty Crouch Jr: Yeppers master  Voldemort: 3XC3LL3NT!! ---------------------------------------- Barty Crouch Jr: Getting dementors kiss Voldemort: $ux t0 b3 you! | |
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RiverSeth
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:34 am | |
| Barty Crouch Jr: -CR@ZY GR1N- | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:35 am | |
| Draco says: P0tt3r. >D
Snape says: Potter....
Voldipants says: de boyz who livd. >( | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Dumbledore to Hagrid Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:38 am | |
| Hagrid: Got boy, ETA 10 minutes
Dumbledore: 1344. H0w u g3tt1ng p@st muggs?
Hagrid: Flying motorcycle
Dumbledore: W1th @ b@by?!
Hagrid: Yes
Dumbledore: Gr3@t p@r3nt1ng br0... | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:41 am | |
| That had to be the best. XD Dark Lord Volypants (Via Facebook app on cellphone): Watching My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.  Grindewaldy commented (via phone): br0 h00f, br0thah! Dark Lord Voldypants (via phone): | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Bellatrix to Voldemort Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:44 am | |
| Bellatrix: Voldy baby I want to show you my Chamber of Secrets...
Bellatrix: Voldy my love, I'm waiting...
Bellatrix: My lord... take me...
Voldemort: FOR THE LAST TIME BELLATRIX! I SWITCHED PHONE COMPANIES BECAUSE OF THESE MESSAGES!!! STFU YOU STALKER!!! | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:46 am | |
| Harry updated facebook status Via phone: Looking at Mirror or Erised. Watching Parents. Phantom of the Opera commented (via phone): come to the angel of music.... Dumbledore commented (via Phone): Wrong movie, br0. Phantom of the Opera commented (via phone): oops. Sorry. :O | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Tom Riddle Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:48 am | |
| Tom Riddle: (Facebook): Stupid blood traitor opened Chamber lol Dark Lord: 1 Potter: 0 | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:51 am | |
| Voldypants says: n00b k!ll3d my $n@k3. :C
Harry says: I kn0w h0w !t f33ls, br0 | |
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CrouchJunior
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| | Subject: Voldemort Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:53 am | |
| Voldemort: (Facebook): Killed Snape, Master of Elder Wand!
Harry Commented: @$$h0l3! *dislike* | |
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Cynder Dustypaws
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| | Subject: Re: Harry Potter Text Messages Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:55 am | |
| *likes Harry's comment*
George Weasley (Facebook): Feeling Holy. | |
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