From the brain that brought you the DE chaser
The head that makes headlines in every newspaper
And wondrous things come from my brain nonstop
That perfect display that made Progenitor sob
Now comes the real tour de force
Brilliant and perfect, of course
My earlier tools were breaking for the rules
But now that I'm at it again
An even great design has been simmering
In my great inventor brain
[Chorus:]
Even better? You mean it?
Beter than the machines and tools you've found?
You're the best of the best around
Oh, Artisan
Oh, Artisan
The rest fall behind
To Artisan
To Artisan
The world's greatest inventor mind
[Ratigan:]
Thank you, Thank you. But it hasn't all been
champagne and caviar. I've had my share of
adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate
detective, Progenitor. For years, that
insufferable oaf has interfered with my
plans.
I haven't had a moment's peace of mind. But, all
that's in the past! This time, nothing, not even
Progenitor, can stand in my way! All will bow before
me!
[Chorus:]
Oh, Artisan
Oh, Artisan
You're tops and that's that
To Artisan
To Artisan
[Bartholomew:]
To Artisan, the world's greatest brat
-One beating later-
[Artisan:]
Now as you were singing...
[Chorus:]
Even louder
We'll shout it!
No one can doubt what we know you can do
You're greater than even you
Oh, Artisan
Oh, Artisan
You're one of a kind
To Artisan
To Artisan
The world's greatest inventor mind!!