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Cynder Dustypaws
Posts : 4292 Reputation : 54 Join date : 2011-11-27 Age : 27 Location : Hogwarts
| Subject: Character Commercials Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:52 am | |
| A place to make commercials for pretty much anything with pretty much any character you want (of course, that belongs to you)
Inspired by Crouch and I's goofing off. hahahah. | |
| | | CrouchJunior
Posts : 58653 Reputation : 161 Join date : 2011-11-23 Age : 31
| Subject: Crouch Jr Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:57 am | |
| "I'm Crouch Jr and I approve this message"
The economy is getting worse, neither Obama or Romney have a suitable plan to fix the economy.
-Cuts to shot of Crouch Jr-
-Crazy Grin- "But I do. If I kill you all then the economy doesn't NEED fixing MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA"
On election day, vote for Crouch Jr... or he'll kill you...
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Topher: "Hey folks! Need a good laugh?"
"Then come on down to Topher's comedy club, in jolly ole London! We have open mic nights every friday!"
"Whether your a stand up comedian... or a standup target for tomatoes..." -Shows Joachim being tomatated off stage- "This club is the place to be!" | |
| | | Cynder Dustypaws
Posts : 4292 Reputation : 54 Join date : 2011-11-27 Age : 27 Location : Hogwarts
| Subject: Re: Character Commercials Sun Oct 14, 2012 2:58 am | |
| -cuts to a picture of Descole-
Are you a filthy, uneducated child wishing to become an auror? Do you want to someday work alongside the famed Jean Descole?
Well come on down and get yourself a reserved mission with the big man himself! While on this mission, you'll learn basic fighting skills, the rules of an auror, and how to not die!
So come on down and sign up today!
This message is approved by Jean Descole
Please note that Jean Descole is not liable for any injuries or death while on these missions. Thank you. must be 18 or older to join
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-cuts to a picture a big narrator black dude-
Do you need to look sexier? Are those girls turning up their noses because of your ugly-ass hair or face?
Don't look like this poor guy -cut to picture of harry potter-
When you could look like this! -shows picture of Fuin-
In jut a matter of three weeks, Sexy Body Burst will help you become the best you can be!
Sexy body burst has been tested with many people, and has been shown to cause headaches, nosebleeds, problem breathing, often burps, heart failure, cancer, and even death. | |
| | | CrouchJunior
Posts : 58653 Reputation : 161 Join date : 2011-11-23 Age : 31
| Subject: Crest Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:01 am | |
| -Message cut off at the end of that by a large Strayer Symbol on a plain background with the warning sound playing, and Crest gives the voice over-
"This public service announcement brought tot you by Crest Strayer."
"Do NOT go to Descole."
-Images flood the screen of various corrupt acts that Descole does.-
"He is a liar, a killer and menace to society."
"Do not believe his lies. Crest out." | |
| | | Cynder Dustypaws
Posts : 4292 Reputation : 54 Join date : 2011-11-27 Age : 27 Location : Hogwarts
| Subject: Re: Character Commercials Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:02 am | |
| (( omg Crest ahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahah ))
-a Picture of Voldemort with a cheesy grin and holding up two thumbs cuts over the screen-
Lol fuck all of them, come to my side.
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| | | CrouchJunior
Posts : 58653 Reputation : 161 Join date : 2011-11-23 Age : 31
| Subject: Artisan Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:14 am | |
| "Hi Artisan Strayer here, bringing you the GREATEST item you'll ever own! And you know it's the greatest, because I made it!"
"Are you tired of the same muggle TV? Well why don't you switch to Artisan TV!"
-He takes out a huge TV that shows various pictures of Artisan, striking a different pose each time.-
"With Artisan TV you get to watch the GREATEST thing in the world, ME! That's right, every minute of every day, you can watch me as I keep being as amazing as I am!"
"For a small easy payment of $19.95 plus shipping and handling, you too can own an Artisan TV, take a listen to two of our satisfied customers!"
Artemis: -Iholding up a sheet of paper and is clearly reading it aloud.- "Artisan TV changed my life... it's great... gives thumbs u... OH!" -He gives a thumbs up.-
-Cuts to a blank frame and the camera moves left and right and then up to find Crest sitting atop the set wall.-
Artisan: "Crest! I thought we talked about this!"
Crest: "You talked, I said no."
Artisan: -The camera returns to him.- "So there you have it folks! Call today!" | |
| | | Phoenix Flame Admin
Posts : 10712 Reputation : 71 Join date : 2011-12-09 Age : 26 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Character Commercials Sun Oct 14, 2012 11:35 am | |
| Pixie: -Smirking mischievously- Get your very own puppy today! She's like no other! She's sweet, does as she's told, house trained and eager to learn! Hell, you could probably make her walk on a tightrope!
-The camera moves to the side to show Phoenix sitting cross legged on the floor, wearing puppy ears and a tail. She glares at Pixie.-
Phoenix: What the hell?
Pixie: Shut up, Nix. -Puts on a fake smile for the camera- Buy today, and get another one fre- wait, Phoenix, where's Eugene?
Phoenix: -Innocent smile- Maybe I forgot to pass on the invitation...
Pixie: -Sighs- You're so unhelpful. We could make money from this!
Phoenix: I don't care!
-The sisters start arguing-
-TV fizzles out-
"We are experiencing difficulties. Please be patient while we attempt to solve the problem." | |
| | | CrouchJunior
Posts : 58653 Reputation : 161 Join date : 2011-11-23 Age : 31
| Subject: Eugene Sun Oct 14, 2012 1:35 pm | |
| -Im talking in an enthusiatic voice.- "Hello people, join me, the wacky professor Eugene as I teach children like you the wonders of..."
"Surgery!!" -The camera zooms out to show an operating table.-
"You kids are in for a treat. Now who wants to be on the slab first..."
-TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!- | |
| | | Phoenix Flame Admin
Posts : 10712 Reputation : 71 Join date : 2011-12-09 Age : 26 Location : UK
| Subject: OOC Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:17 pm | |
| Eugene and Phoenix = Stein and Marie.
> : D | |
| | | Meredia
Posts : 19789 Reputation : 151 Join date : 2012-03-20 Age : 27 Location : UK
| Subject: Lukas Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:32 pm | |
| The camera follows Lukas as he slides himself elegantly out of a completely clear and pristine lake, sending droplets of water falling to the ground whilst he shook out his shaggy black hair.
of course, he was topless.
He turned to the camera with a lazy smile, like he hadn't realized it had been there. Then he ran a hand down his chest, his defined abs, stopping and smiling even wider.
His voice had a purring and salacious edge to it, his russian accent thick and almost hypnotising.
'If you want me, or anything else that your magnificent heart desires...' he paused, winking and unrolling some parchment.
'All you need to do is sign this piece of paper.'
Tiny letters zip past at the bottom of the screen, barely caught by the human eye.
Disclaimer: We are not held responsible for any misfortune following the signing of a contract. Sign at your own risk and discretion.
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