If my character was...?

Here you can post what would happen if your character took the place of another famous literary character.

-Hamlet-

Ghost: "You must avenge me by killing your uncle..."

Crouch: -Crazy Grin- "Excuse me I'll be just a minute..." -I walk away and all that's heard is...-

"AVADA KEDAVRA!!!"

ROFL xD

)Romeo and Juliet)

O true apothecary!
Thy drugs are quick. Thus with a kiss I die.
-Romeo dies-

-Amaya, as Juliet wakes up and frowns at the dead body-
'Seriously? you couldn't wait FIVE MINUTES?!'

Phoenix: -Crouches on a chair, staring at TV screen, thinking aloud-

Matsuda: -Starts to offer his thoughts-

Phoenix: -Falls off the chair, crying out in pain- DAMMIT! I can't sit like that all day! My legs are KILLING ME!

OOC: I've tried sitting like it... It hurt after a while. But I'm getting better at it

--The Phantom of the Opera (yes it's a book)--

The Phantom: -cursing after Christine rips off his mask.-

Cynder (as Christine): Will you stop throwing a tantrum? Please? I think you look fine just the way you are. c:

(( while in real life, the real Christine wigs the hell out and makes Erik feel worse. lol. ))

Artemis Strayer and Fade Strayer enter the Cantina and sit down next to Topher and Joachim.

Topher: "I'm Top and this is my first mate Chimmy, you guys lookin' for a way into Malfoy Manor?"

Fade: "Yes indeed, if it's a fast way..."

Joachim: I gurgle a bit and then swallow, "Ah that's good whiskey, and yeah ole man, it's fast... but'll cost ya."

Artemis: "How much?"

Topher: "10,000..."

Artemis: "10,000?! I could find my own way in!"

Joachim: "Who's gonna lead it jackass, ya?"

Artemis: "Actually yes, I can be a leader, come on Fade we don't need them..." I stand up.

Fade: I stop him, "17,000 and no questions asked..."

Topher and Joachim look at each other, "We're game!"

(Just so you know, I'm referring to the GOOD Willy Wonka movie, that timeless stroke of genius everyone remembers and loves.)

-After several children have been picked off, Artemis turns to his father Fade..-

Artemis: "Father, I'm fairly certain there are several health code violations going on here."

Fade: "Yes son, we'll arrest him after we get fizzy lifting drinks."

That.
Is.
Genius.

And yes, the good film. <3 So much love for it.